let's go anywhere
HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

qqamjonq:

Kyungsoo tugging at your heartstrings.

qqamjonq:

Kyungsoo tugging at your heartstrings.

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

i’m wearing shorts today i don’t care how scratched up and bruised my legs are

basedgosh:

take me down to the paradise city where the grass is blue and the girls are blue and everything is blue da ba dee da ba die